fuck sean
lyrics
(Verse 1) I was chuggin’ cheap bourbon, in a honky-tonk haze, When Sean strutted in, settin’ the whole damn place ablaze. He swiped my smokes, my lighter, and my last good pair of jeans, Then mooned the whole damn barroom, caused the wildest scene I’ve seen.
(Chorus) Fuck Sean, that son of a bitch, he’s a pain in my ass, Everybody’s talkin’, “Man, that Sean’s so fuckin’ crass!” The biggest homo I know is Sean, struttin’ like a peacock, He’s the shit-stirrin’ legend who’s got this town in shock.
(Verse 2) He hot-wired my old Ford, left it sunk in Miller’s creek, Then danced on the pool table, reekin’ like a skunk’s bad streak. He’s flirtin’ with the bartender, spillin’ beer on my new hat, Sean’s the kind of asshole who’d hump your tractor and your cat.
(Chorus) Fuck Sean, that son of a bitch, he’s a pain in my ass, Everybody’s talkin’, “Man, that Sean’s so fuckin’ crass!” The biggest homo I know is Sean, struttin’ like a peacock, He’s the shit-stirrin’ legend who’s got this town in shock.
(Bridge) He’s got a grin like the devil, and a mouth that never quits, Stole my girl, my dog, and my favorite can of dip. He’s out there raisin’ hell, givin’ zero fucks, it’s true, Sean’s the guy who’d piss in your cooler and then blame it on you.
(Chorus) Fuck Sean, that son of a bitch, he’s a pain in my ass, Everybody’s talkin’, “Man, that Sean’s so fuckin’ crass!” The biggest homo I know is Sean, struttin’ like a peacock, He’s the shit-stirrin’ legend who’s got this town in shock.
(Outro) So grab your beer and cuss him, let the jukebox wail his name, Sean’s the barroom tornado, fuckin’ up the whole damn game. Love him or you hate him, he’s the talk from dusk till dawn, That loud, proud, shit-kickin’ homo—goddamn that Sean!